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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s #9 (White Boys)

Posted by s woods on November 12, 2009

“Still, it was quite a surprise that winter night in ‘77 when Weekend aired a segment on ‘the punk phenomenon in England.’ Open-mouthed, I gazed at the television screen with a glee as The Sex Pistols wreaked havoc in countless unsuspecting households throughout America.

“Broadcasted ‘in living color,’ this crew of wild Brit boys clad in worn jeans, ripped t-shirts, chunky black boots and numerous piercings stalked the stage of a tattered venue in brutish abandon. ‘That’s disgusting,’ Carlos mumbled sleepily as lead ‘singer’ (screamer, shouter, shrieker) Johnny Rotten lobbed gobs of spit into the frenzied folks in the front jumped up and down. It was as though they were being baptized. ‘You would never see The Jackson Five spitting at their fans.’”
- Michael Gonzales, “White Boy Music” 2008 (in Blackadelic Pop)

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s #8 (Speed)

Posted by s woods on November 11, 2009

“One of the most instructive things I did was to listen to Another Green World at a number of different speeds. Each time I heard something new that I had not heard before — a new sound that was buried in the mix, for example, or an effect, a heavily layered backing vocal, an abstruse lyric. Speeding up and slowing down Discreet Music taught me a lot, too; the title track of Discreet Music, or ‘Side One’ if you happen to own the vinyl copy, is recorded at half-speed. So I listened to it at double-speed, to gain some insight into what the original material might have sounded like before Eno slowed it down. I also listened to it at quarter-speed, which I liked even more than Eno’s half-speed version.”
- Preface to Another Green World, part of Continuum’s 78 RPM 33 1/3 series, by Geeta Dayal

discreet music

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ArchitecTONIC

Posted by s woods on November 11, 2009

“Writing about music and dancing about architecture is totally appropriate when you understand the 20th century is largely a tactile, synaesthetic environment. It actually makes sense. We ARE writing about music, we ARE dancing about architecture because architecture could be expanded. If we move from the eye-man who has definite Oxford Dictionary definitions for architecture, all of modern 20th century art is to blur those distinctions that literacy creates and categories that are hardened — hardening of the categories — modern art likes to blur that, and to blur it is to move into the ear side of things. So architecture is not just buildings, it is the highways that are built, you know? The environments are architecture. So you expand the meaning of architecture and you say, ‘what is music?’ Well, McLuhan said that teenage music, ’50s rock and roll, was not music, it was an environment. And that’s a correct way to begin to approach rock ‘n’ roll because it is electrified, and it is perceived in all different kinds of acoustic mediums: radio, transistors, concert halls, loud, soft… So, since it’s synaesthetic, the communication environment — when we’re inside a building and we’re listening to radio, we’re not limited to the building! We’re listening to something that’s coming through, we’re discarnate. So to actually determine where you are from the eye point of view is limited; to determine where you are from the ear point of view is limited. To determine through the kinetic expression, like dancing, is limited. You have to realize that writing is music is dancing is architecture is — tactile implosion. So when you know that the senses and the machines that are extensions of our senses are imploded, increasingly as the 20th century unfolds you can — you know that, as McLuhan said, the 20th century is a surrealistic canvas from the get-go.

“So you see… an ear person, with an ear bias, would say, no, music is an antidote to the stupid literate guys — you know, the scientists, the writers. We loosen you up when you come to our club; you’ve been reading your newspapers and accounting books all day long, we loosen you up, get you out of the visual space trance. So the musician would say, we don’t want to hear about your writing, we’re here to cancel the effect of writing, so don’t even begin to write about it. So that’s the fanatic of the ear. The fanatic of the eye would say, okay, architecture is a building, and it’s a library, and you don’t make noise and you don’t dance in here. Because the eye guy says architecture is limited to what you think a building is, and doesn’t notice the ear qualities, the tactile, kinesthetic, other forms of media sensibility. So both the eye and the ear are biased. So the ear guy says, ‘No writing about music!’ And the eye guy says, ‘No dancing about architecture!’ It’s an eye thing, you must know your draftsmen ability, you must know how to critique and see the lay of the building and the engineering. That’s all eye stuff. So the eye guy doesn’t tolerate dancing. So — what is it? “Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.” So the eye guy would not appreciate Merce Cunningham or Martha Graham’s interpretation of architecture or something like that. It’s interesting, I can understand a musician saying no writing about music — I mean, a phonetic musician. A cool musician, you know, a comprehensive musician, wouldn’t be limited to that. They’d enjoy the writing because it’s translating your music into another sense and that’s the only way you can know anything, by translating one thing into another modality.”

- Excerpt from introductory comments to a series of inevitable discussions with Bob Dobbs (available here)

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s #7 (Wheezers)

Posted by s woods on November 11, 2009

“Some bad singers whine and moan. Some bad singers wheeze and groan. Some bad singers wait to exhale. Others work the soulful wail. Some testify, and some emote. Others sugar every note. Some sing too little, some sing too much, some sing ‘Sometimes When We Touch.’ But of all the bad singers in the world, the third worst has to be… Steve Earle.

“The second worst is Tom Petty.

“Billy Bragg is the worst.”

- Nobody Can Touch Him, Rob Sheffield, Village Voice, 2003

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s #6 (45s)

Posted by s woods on November 11, 2009

“The 45… perpetuated the time limits of the 78, although in an admittedly greatly improved form. Miniaturized, lightweight, and unbreakable, it could be held in the palm of the hand yet contained immeasurable depths and reaches, a perfect mystical object made of cheap plastic.”
- Geoffrey O’Brien, Sonata for Jukebox: An Authobiography of My Ears

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s #5 (Top 40)

Posted by s woods on November 10, 2009

Doesn't anybody stay in one place, anymore?

“But then a teenage boy might well find that nothing can be more intimate than rummaging through a girl’s record collection. In these grooved surfaces are embedded the emotions they elicit from her, in her imagined privacy. By playing her records, absorbing the same sounds that she has absorbed, he becomes her, keeps her inside himself. Sound is the conduit between worlds, or at least between nervous systems. To these same trills her bones have thrilled. In the same half-swallowed sob both of them, separately, have nearly wept. Alone together! In different places, the same sounds find the same pressure points. They become one by inhabiting the same virtual listening booth. Music is a body.”
- Geoffrey O’Brien, “Top Forty” chapter in Sonata for Jukebox: An Authobiography of My Ears

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s: #4 (Noise Boys)

Posted by s woods on November 9, 2009

The RISE and SPRAWL of HORRIBLE NOISE
- Mark Sinker, 2001

“The actual real word for ‘ugliness’ that Excites My Ears is ‘beauty,’ of course. Except I daren’t say this, for fear of ultra-cool avant-hipsters telling me I’m the Culture Industry’s Bitch. So I invoke-invent-insist on some nice squares somewhere to find my beauty ugly, and shore up my shameful pleasures with new undisrupting safer rescue-meanings. What if declaring yourself unfooled, frantically stripping yourself of all possible idiocy, also murders all possible capacity to challenge anything much, yourself, your foes, your world? You see, some passersby don’t even get noticed in the noisewars: not punks, not hippies, not squares, not freaks, just harassed middle-aged working-class women on their way to clean up after someone’s stupid pogo party…. If NOISE is yr god, does this mean noise to ‘them,’ poor trapped prole boobies, or noise to YOU, self-walled up in your aesthetico-political Pigfuck Palace?”

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s: #3 (Emo Boys)

Posted by s woods on November 6, 2009

Emo: Where the Girls Aren’t
- Jessica Hopper, Punk Planet, 2003

“And then something broke — And it wasn’t Bob Nanna’s or Mr. Dashboard’s sensitive hearts. Records by a legion of done-wrong boys lined the record store shelves. Every record was a concept album about a breakup, damning the girl on the other side. Emo’s contentious monologue — its balled fist Peter Pan mash-note dilemmas — its album length letters from pussy-jail — its cathedral building in ode to man-pain and Robert-Bly-isms — it’s woman-induced misery has gone from being descriptive to being prescriptive. Emo was just another forum where women were locked in a stasis of outside observation, observing ourselves through the eyes of others. The prevalence of these bands, the omni-presence of emo’s sweeping sound and it’s growing stronghold in the media and on the Billboard chart codified emo as A SOUND, where previously there had been diversity.”

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It’s a big world after all (movies & comics critics have stuff going on too)

Posted by s woods on November 5, 2009

Came across two great pieces today, via Twitter, neither of which has anything to do with music (well, the roundtable features at least one music critic), both of which are absorbing reads that will interest any critically-minded person (I assume):

  • In “Reviewing Altman,” Jim Emerson takes on Richard Schickel for a much-blogged-about tear-down Schickel wrote recently of a Robert Altman biography (though more to the point, it’s a thinly-veiled tear-down of the director himself). Lots of comments here, too.
  • Still working my way through this massive  comics critics roundtable but it looks pretty amazing. Features Gary Groth, founder of Comics Journal, one of the greatest ‘zines ever published in any field (I own and treasure a bunch of copies and know next to nothing about the world of comics… it’s that good).

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s: #2 (Kraftwerk)

Posted by s woods on November 4, 2009

The Return of Kraftwerk (and why you shouldn’t be disappointed)
- Tom Ewing, Freaky Trigger, 2000.

“Listen to ‘Europe Endless,’ the first track on Trans-Europe Express. It sounds pristine, beautiful, Utopian, even before the soft-spoken voice comes in. There’s nothing ‘rock’ about that voice, but there’s nothing cold or mechanical either. What I hear is history, sadness and hope: the great, scarred old continent looking into a future which might at last be peaceful. Far from the blank-eyed conceptualists their legacy casts them as, Kraftwerk at their peak made intensely reflective, poignant music. Their embrace of the synthesiser’s beauty and stability can be taken as a stern or canny comment on mechanisation — but it can also be heard as music made in a time and place which needed stability, which was weary or suspicious of rock’s wanton drama and rage to expend itself.”

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s: #1 (Yo La Tengo disaster)

Posted by s woods on November 3, 2009

37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster
- The Onion, April 2002

“‘I was in the bathroom when it happened,’ said Gaer, a part-time cashier at School Kids Records. ‘There was this loud crashing sound, followed by even louder crashing, and then all these screams. If I hadn’t left to take a leak during “Moby Octopad” — to be honest, never one of my favorite songs on I Can Hear The Heart Beating As One — I’d probably be among the dead.’”

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Favourite Music Reads of the 00s: intro

Posted by s woods on November 3, 2009

As a sort of preemptive strike against all the inevitable boo-hooing sure to take place as various writers wring their hands over “the decade in rock criticism” (not that I too won’t shed a few tears over some of what’s transpired) I’ve decided, between now and Christmas, to point you towards some of the music writing I’ve enjoyed most these last ten years — more or less since the dawn of this website (Steven Ward’s Paul Nelson interview kicked things off in March 2000).

I’m not listing these in any particular order, and I make no claim to have read all that I should have read over the last ten years or to have bookmarked all that I should have bookmarked or to have covered all the demographics and/or genres any right-thinking person would cover — I know I’ve missed or forgotten a shitload of stuff, and for sure, I have my own set of prejudices and blindspots.  The only thing you can count on here is that everything linked to has provided me with some — by no means always equivalent — amount of thought-provoking pleasure. Even stuff which, in some cases, I have serious qualms with. (Credit where due: I should note that this feature is in many ways inspired by the yearly music writing summaries Jason Gross has been doing since 2002 — the first five episodes of which can be found here. Our respective taste in this stuff is wildly divergent, so I’m not overly concerned about repeating what Jason already chose to write about, though I certainly appreciate his concept.)

When I wrap this up, I’ll run down a much more brief list of some of the very worst (again, by my estimation) music writing of the decade too — that is, if I can stomach poring through the stuff all over again.

I’d also like to know what music writing in the 00s inspired or irritated YOU. To that end, you can e-mail me your own list and/or thoughts on the matter, and I’d be happy to publish here any responses received (if you just want me to note your choices but prefer not to publish your name, please say so). Of course, you can always just use the comments box to do the same.

We’ll kick things off with the next post.

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Question of the Week: What bands are among the most underrated…

Posted by A.C. Rhodes on November 1, 2009

along with their records?

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