Question of the Week: The New School Version

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October 23, 2008 by A.C. Rhodes

Since it’s nearly mid-terms time, we pose a test of our own. Actually, it’s the Proust Questionnaire (as adapted through Bernard Pivot & used by James Lipton on his show Inside the Actors Studio).

1) What is your favorite word?
2) What is your least favorite word?
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
5) What sound or noise do you love?
6) What sound or noise do you hate?
7) What is your favorite curse word?
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9) What profession would you not like to do?
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

6 thoughts on “Question of the Week: The New School Version

  1. Anonymous says:

    1) jeez
    2) radiohead
    3) jeezus
    4) radiohead
    5) guitar distortion
    6) tv sitcom canned laughter
    7) jesus fucking christ
    8 ) psychologist
    9) bartender
    10) Jesus fucking christ!! Not you!!!

  2. Theresa K. says:

    i love these things!

    1) What is your favorite word?

    luv

    2) What is your least favorite word?

    bro

    3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    the word “no” (well, i think it instigates me rather than turns me on)
    “hey” spoken by the john lennon of appalachia – now THAT turns me on

    4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    stupidity and the sense that the ruling class is made up of a bunch of the weakest links

    5) What sound or noise do you love?

    the first chord of “a hard day’s night”

    6) What sound or noise do you hate?

    motorcycles revving

    7) What is your favorite curse word?

    fuck (i mean… is there really a contest?)

    8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    being god

    9) What profession would you not like to do?

    the bill collecting end of being me

    10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

    george harrison was asking about you

  3. A.C. Rhodes says:

    1) What is your favorite word?
    A) Agape.

    2) What is your least favorite word?
    A) Malignant.

    3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    A) The serenity of night (w/some Bangsian chem components @ times).

    4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    A) Media oversaturation & competitive, resentful writers.

    5) What sound or noise do you love?
    A) The tide @ night. UK reggae dub chords.

    6) What sound or noise do you hate?
    A) Siren sound effects or vacuuming.

    7) What is your favorite curse word?
    A) F#ck (esp. placed in between one word).

    8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    A) Campaign advisor.

    9) What profession would you not like to do?
    A) Clean up woman.

    10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    A) It was all a joke, really. Here’s the rest of your lung back.

  4. Chris Neal says:

    1) What is your favorite word?
    Transcendence.

    2) What is your least favorite word?
    There are no bad words, just bad users.

    3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    Productivity.

    4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    Hangovers.

    5) What sound or noise do you love?
    Music.

    6) What sound or noise do you hate?
    My alarm clock.

    7) What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck.

    8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Acting.

    9) What profession would you not like to do?
    Crack whore.

    10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    “Sorry, I think I’m in your seat.”

  5. Richard Riegel says:

    1) Moderntone
    2) Minstrelsy
    3) Coffee and/
    4) House Hunters International
    5) The (Akron) Bizarros’ guitars
    6) “Aaamee, whatchoo want me too doo?”
    7) Christomighty!
    8) Human Fly
    9) Ann Coulter’s editor
    10 “You’ll be happy to know that we don’t allow any Hummel Figures here.”

  6. Chastity says:

    1) What is your favorite word?
    dude…

    2) What is your least favorite word?
    ohh snapp

    3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    reading ” The Dirt”

    4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    slaming of doors,vacumes, and most of all potatoe chip bags AHHH

    5) What sound or noise do you love?
    The sound of rain

    6) What sound or noise do you hate?
    The sound of a barking dog

    7) What is your favorite curse word?
    as what all have said ” FUCK ”

    8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    vetranarian

    9) What profession would you not like to do?
    nurse for a drug clinic

    10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    It was all a joke..you can wake up now.

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